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Never doubt the words of a dead man

I need names for my 2 kittens… they’re already 2 and a half weeks old. Right now, I’m calling them CC(orange forehead) and Truffle Shuffle(the fat one) as temporary names… What should I name them?

that's immortality, my darlings: challenge »

ninahats:

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack,…

Reblog if you’re an asshole.

U go girl !

Life is like a box of condoms

It's too big; tie it on with a bread sack twist tie *gets pregnant anyways* fuck life

I am a carrot. Your argument is invalid.

I love my little carrot’ my God they have no empathy

It’s like… I don’t care. I don’t. At all. I just… I love them but I don’t think they understand that I love him. He might have done some things, but so did she.

Very perceptive,like they are a bunch of real winners

miss-colfer:

kindaninja:

kurtsie:

lol omg

thank god i wasn’t the only one thinking this

lalalala

fadingtales:

“Do you ever feel like there’s not a person in the world that loves you?”

delena-love-nian:

Because I care about you